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I enjoy the act of sexual intercourse. My favorite part is when I out my penis inside of a woman's vagina. Or mouth..
Former pro-stand-up comic/writer, now self-employed and am looking for someone to spend time with, preferably during the day/afternoon/weekends. If you like to laugh, get the fuck out of here...If you LOVE to laugh, enjoy good, intelligent, witty company, like men with prematurely gray hair and over-developed leg muscles (I NEVER to any leg work at the gym or anything...hell, I barely walk anymore. The second I qualify for one of those geriatric scooter things from The Scooter Store, I'm getting one. For all these years I've bee walking around on my own two legs like a chump. Well, no more! Sorry...tangent. Anyway, I'm only good at making people laugh, being handsome, and concealing my 3lb penis (HA! Last part's a joke...you can't conceal a 3lb penis...you just gotta let it do it's thing). Thank god I don't have one; SIZE QUEENS NEED NOT APPLY! I'm not SMALL just not the size of a javalin. If you have read this far, you want me and there's at 50/50 shot we will have sex. if you read his and laughed out loud - 94% chance we're having sex.
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